Should Jews Decapitate with Their Blessed F-16's the Head of the Islamic Snake?

"I decapitated with my blessed right hand the head of the American Jew, Daniel Pearl, in the city of Karachi, Pakistan," Mohammed is quoted as saying in a transcript of a military hearing at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, released by the Pentagon.

This sort of psychotic reasoning can only lend ammunition to the State of Israel for a strike against Iran's nuclear facilities. We are dealing with an invasion from hell. Time to seal the breach with the holy fire of Jewish F-16s.

My God, what sort of lunatics are we dealing with? Perhaps we should all wear our Bush amulets more frequently...