Sunday, September 23, 2007

Christopher Hitchens the Jack**ss

Mommie DearestThe pope beatifies Mother Teresa, a fanatic, a fundamentalist, and a fraud.

A Response to the Devolved Mr. Hitchens:

I have never read anything quite so scurrilous as Mr. Hitchen's evaluation of Mother Teresa. I am reminded of Nikita Krushev's litany that he used to repeat when discussing "good communists". "He was a decent man, a good man, he was a communist." And clearly, using this definition of goodness, all capitalists would be seen as evil. Hitchens, likewise, in an extraordinary act of blindness no doubt cause by excessive devotion to his genitals (perhaps Madam Thumb and her four daughters are involved here) simply cannot see that anyone could be good who does not support contraception. In this new form of phallic worship, Mr. Hitchens sets a new standard for stupidity.

As a friend once said of OJ Simpson's attorney: "I just want to slap him."

Sean O'Reilly

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